|WHITE SOX||6-6||Chris Sale||1-1 3.09 ERA||9:10 PM CT|
|MARINERS||7-7||Hector Noesi||1-1 5.73 ERA|
Who's excited for the first west coast trip of the season? I mean, what can be better than a Friday night game that doesn't start until after 9pm local time? You don't want to go out on a Friday anyway! Going out is for losers!
Sure, you could watch the game out at the bar, but I just told you going out is for losers, and so is alcohol, kids. You should stop drinking beer and instead start drinking two gallons of Coke everyday like this lady.
Today's Bet: White Sox -115