Wednesday, March 7, 2012

Time To Go Full Whore


Now that spring training has started, South Side Asylum figured it was just as good a time as any to remind you about the South Side Asylum Shop. You should head on over there now and get yourself a shirt.

Whether it's the OFFICIAL South Side Asylum shirt pictured above, or one of the other fine garments we have available to you. Order now to make sure you have them before Opening Day.

Or don't, and run the risk of one of your family members being involved in a terrible "accident."*

Just listen to this review from South Side Asylum reader, Mark!

"As the proud new owner of a "Detroit Sucks" and a "We paid 56 Million..." shirt I have to say since I started wearing them I've had to fight off the pussy like Not Hawk at a Caracas cock fight."

*We're kidding, that's not a real threat. Unless you think we mean it and it makes you want to buy some shirts. If that's the case, it's TOTALLY REAL. GO BUY THEM NOW! WHILE YOU STILL CAN!

2 comments:

  1. As the proud new owner of a "Detroit Sucks" and a "We paid 56 Million..." shirt I have to say since I started wearing them I've had to fight off the pussy like Not Hawk at a Caracas cock fight.

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    1. This is because the shirts are made of money.

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