|Now just pretend strike three is flying past you, Alex|
You know, all that shit that would embarrass 12-year old you. So let's get to embarrassing our favorite White Sox players.
|Give us player's manager, but one who won't take any shit!|
|Give me "I'm rich, but not confident!"|
|Here, have a bat.|
|LOL, my batting average was what!?|
|Show us your good arm, Jake|
|He may be Cuban, but damn it if Alexei didn't NAIL the classic Little League pose|