Aaron Rowand was released by the Miami Marlins on Thursday, which could mean that Aaron's career is over. Not that you should worry about him because the Giants are still paying him a giant salary whether he plays or not, so he'll survive.
When I heard the news, I figured there'd be some Sox fans who felt like the team should sign him, and sure enough, the tweets started coming in. So I figured it was time for the Hawkaroo to share a story about Rowand with you that might change your mind and show you why this team doesn't need him back.
And yes, there's naughty language. So don't listen at work just in case one of your co-workers hears WORDS THEY HEAR EVERY GOD DAMNED DAY OF THEIR LIVES ANYWAY, AND PROBABLY HEAR ALL THE TIME WHEREVER THE FUCK IT IS THAT YOU WORK.