I've learned something since I began writing here. Writing is hard. It's a pain in the ass. It got to the point where I started to wonder if I could just hire somebody to write for me.
I would just talk, and they would type what I was saying.
Then it hit me.
I figured out something even better, and now I have a way to write for this site without actually having to write anything. I just talk, and the internet does the rest. It's amazing.
So enjoy the first episode of NotHawk's Bar below, and pay attention too. I'm trying to teach you how to be better people here. And if you're wondering, I had my voice altered for legal reasons.
(Editor's Note: This is NSFW, so either put on headphones or wait until later.)