Thursday, October 6, 2011

They Play Baseball In October? - They're Going The Distance

"I have these tattoos and this necklace to fill a void in my life left by my absent father THIS BIG."

Every day during the MLB postseason, NotHawk will "recap" the games that took place the day before. Just so you don't have to watch, because he's charitable like that.


What I learned while watching this game: you can spend all your time on Twitter talking about snorting tons of cocaine, killing hookers, questioning Joe Mauer's sexuality, and discussing a hundred different ways you'd like to kill Alex Rios and all it will do is get you more followers. But if you thank Steve Jobs for making a wonderful product that allows you to take your porn with you everywhere you go before passing away, then you're going to lose a bunch of followers. The lesson is that people are really fucking stupid.

Series tied 2-2


I'll bet you'd think that a game that featured 16 runs and 5 home runs, complete with a grand slam from Ryan Roberts, couldn't be boring, BUT GUESS WHAT? It can be when the Arizona Diamondbacks are involved! This game was a four-hour death march to the final out, and Milwaukee better beat Arizona in Game Five because I do not want to watch another damned Diamondbacks game.

Series tied 2-2

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