Monday, October 24, 2011

They Play Baseball In October? - Behold The Power Of The Creepy Kid Next Door Mustache


Every day during the MLB postseason, NotHawk will "recap" the games that took place the day before. Just so you don't have to watch, because he's charitable like that.

TEXAS 4 ST. LOUIS 0

The thought process of every St. Louis Cardinals hitter last night.

"All right, let's try not to do too much here. Just put the bat on the ball and see what happens. He's going to try to establish the inside corner of the plate...wait, what the fuck is that above Derek Holland's mouth? Is that dirt or pine tar? Holy shit is that supposed to be a mustache! HAHAHA, YOU HAVE TO BE KIDD...

"STRIKE THREE!" yells the umpire.

"FUCK."

Series tied 2-2

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