|Look at it, Torrealba. LOOK AT IT.|
Every day during the MLB postseason, NotHawk will "recap" the games that took place the day before. Just so you don't have to watch, because he's charitable like that.
DETROIT 5 TEXAS 2
The Detroit Tigers just really missed Tim McCarver. Knowing that the old bastard was back up in the booth spewing useless nonsense for three hours inspired the Tigers offense to hit home runs and pull some obliques while doing so. Victor Martinez just cares that damn much. Hopefully his fat kid with an iPad can use his iPad to figure out a way to heal his daddy's oblique. Did you know that Victor Martinez has a fat kid with an iPad? Since Terry Francona wasn't around to spend 4 innings talking about it last night, I know some of you may have forgotten. But, as a reminder, Victor Martinez has a fat kid with an iPad, and he looks great in a clubhouse with nothing but shower shoes on. I know this because Terry Francona told us all on Monday. Terry Francona really said that. On television. But I'm the horrible announcer because I like the team I work for. Terry Francona likes naked children, I like the White Sox. I'm the monster.
Texas leads the series 2-1